You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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