The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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