morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
I just found puke in my bra..
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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