jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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