How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
