Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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