Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
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