margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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