yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I will pee on everything he values.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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