he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
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