Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
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