I want to stick my p in your. b.
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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