Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Four minutes until I can fart!
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
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