I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
i think i scared a bird with my dick
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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