can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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