Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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