No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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