p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I believe in your delicious
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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