I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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