do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
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