if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
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