Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
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