Grow some girl-balls and come out already
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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