You can't special order awesome
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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