a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
He has the fingertips of a God
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