Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Damn victory sex feels great
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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