talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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