You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
