you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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