I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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