They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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