The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
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