i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I didn't notice because vodka
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
Randomize
