have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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