Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
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