Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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