dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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