he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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