Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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