Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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