in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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