Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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