Fuck appropriateness.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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