There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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