Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
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and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Randomize
