It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I have post one night stand depression
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