i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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