I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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