You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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