I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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