i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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